Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Goose and the Petticoat


Ok ok ok ! I get it ... you want more from Kilvert's diary! I succumb ok?

I have warned you before ... this guy wrote some kinky stuff so read on at your own moral risk ...

"June 9 1875 Foxham seems to be in a sad state ecclesiastically. Mrs Peglin told us that the Curate, Mr Rivett-Carnac, who walks about in a cassock, was attacked one day by their gander which tore a grievous rent in his 'pettitcoats'. He said he should tell his friends what a 'ferocious house gaurdian' Mrs Peglin kept. 'Perhaps, Sir,' suggested the old lady slyly, 'the gander was excited by some peculiarity in the dress'".

Now excuse me but I have more Kilvert to read ...


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wonder...

My parents kept geese. I remember one called George. He would have been a killer given half a chance. They are the best guard dogs you can get.